I want to date Tayrne Mowatt

Hello kids,
Well, my birthday is officially over, no more celebrating for me. The last gift I got was a nice blister on the heel of my foot. I was playing tennis and I felt it in the 3rd set, but continued to play and won the set 6-4. I currently have a bandaid on it, and for those of you that know me know I hate bandaids. Yes, Jef I am a puss. I hope it heals soon. I have a slight foot injury too and I am not exactly sure what it is, I injured it a few years ago playing tennis. I basically played too much one day I played from 9am to 5pm, and felt this weird feeling in the heel of my foot. No problem right? I had a tournament that weekend and kept playing on it. That was in July, the pain didn't go away until late March. Well, it has flared up again. I know a couple of you "claim" to be doctors or are studying to be doctors, want to take a look at my foot for free?

I might have lost a friend, no not to death. My c0-best friend jenn is getting married to a real dickhead, I actually hate him, I have written about this before. Anyway the wedding was suppose to be on a Saturday in Sept in the town that I live in. Well, I got a phone call from Jenn two weeks ago saying "what are you doing on July 6th" I knew what was coming, they moved the wedding up! Not only that it's on a week day at 4:30, and now is 2 hrs away. What the hell?! Who is going to drive all that way on a weekday during 4th of july week to go to a wedding nobody supports. Not me. Luckily I had a much better excuse for this date, I have to work. She doesn't understand sometimes you can't just take the day off, maybe it's because her soon to be 21 yr old husband is collecting unemployment who knows. Anyway, I was good and bit my tongue until I sent back my RSVP. I wrote "sorry I can't afford to take work off, some of us don't have that luxury like Ryan!" HA! She will be pissed for sure, but I can't keep biting my tongue on this issue. For their gift I am sending her the business card of a divorce lawyer. HAHA OK not really.

So, I have been watching the womens softball college world series in Oklahoma City, on ESPN. Anyone else watch this? I love watching college sports, it's so refreshing to see college athletes mostly without the big egos, and playing for the thrill of winning. Anyway, I found myself doing something I don't generally do, root for the #1 seed. Arizona was the defending champ and #1 seed in this thing, it has 8 teams double elimination, and I usually root for the underdog. The championship series is best out of 3, and it came down to Arizona and Tennessee. Let me just say, and I feel bad but man UT had some real hoofers on their team, including that horse of a pitcher. I am not kidding she reminded me of Randy Johnson in drag. Anyway, I found my new crush while watching this, Arizona pitcher Tayrne Mowatt, who pitched every single game, it's a wonder her arm didn't fall off. The more I saw of her the more I liked her, although that didn't sit well with Kristen. She was tough as nails and competitive to boot, of course it was her cuteness that drew me to her. Anyway Arizona defended their title with a 2-1 series win over UT. By the way Caitlin Lowe, was pretty cute too, Gary I know you're a softball coach can you hook me up?

Well, I am officially back to work on Monday. We have our summer camp from 10-2. It's going to be HOT, but to get all my varsity girls there I had to do it at that time. I am having tons of problems finding a place that can make t-shirts that quickly. I am going to be playing in 4 summer tournaments, no more singles for me though with my foot all doubles, Mens and Mixed. Speaking of tennis, I am 1 match away from beating the draw in the French Open Suicide Pool, and all I need is the defending champ Justine Henin to win! I am pretty confident in that happening.

Alright I am going to bounce now, we're suppose to get some pretty nasty storms this AM hopefully no tornadoes, I would hate to sleep right thru it! We are under a tornado watch right now hopefully it will pass. Just incase, I don't want to forget my Grandma is having her other knee done a week from Thursday! It was her choice and she is really excited, please keep her in your prayers that day :)

Phats
Anyone see the dolt who missed his first two questions on are you smarter then a 5th grader? He was a rocket scientist and missed
T or F Vermont was one of the original colonies and
What great lake borders Indiana. What a dumbass!