Stinky Dwarf's, Trojan Condom Hotdogs, Ya it must be my birthday
Hell ya it's my fucking birthday, the big 3-0! SWEET! Let me just say I love my birthday because it's all about me. HA. I have already had a great birthday so far. Saturday I went out with some friends, Sunday was the family obligation dinner but it was fun. Nutz came to that and we all played games and had a good time. Today I went to dinner with some old friends, and today my actual birthday I am playing tennis with some friends, and Wednesday I am having dinner with my grandma and mom. Did I mention I love my birthday. I have gotten great gifts too, money, tennis balls, whatcamacallits(ha!) DVD sets, 2 new books James Patterson and Tammy Hoag, a new mp3 player. So ya I scored pretty well. So if you don't all come by here and wish me a happy birthday you're totally getting delinked! If any of you would like to send me checks or money I will gladly give you my address.
I have nothing else to write about really, just wanted to write on my birthday.
have a good one
Phats
My birthday is ACTUALLY June 5th, so Duck you didn't miss it!!


33 Comments:
DUDE!!! happily friggin birfdaze you hoopy frood you- from damien and i!!!!
its now 8:30am south africa time so it must be about 1am on your birthday- many many many happy returns!!!
damien says he wishes he could go and see the simpsons movie with you for your birthday and he says he hopes its a fantastic day for you!
Happy Happy Birthday!
Happy Happy Birthday!
Happy Happy Happy Birthday!
Happy Happy Happy Birthday!
Leaving your present on my blog as soon as I get done with this.
I would of sent you a check but my dog ate my checkbook. :)
Happy Birthday boss man!
:-)
Happy Birthday Phats!!!
Dang, I forgot to check your blog yesterday, so this Happy Birthday wish is a day late. I'll try to get a post up on my birthday (Friday), and you can feel free to not wish me happy birthday until Saturday, then we'll be even.
Cool, glad you had a good day. You old fart you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
and did I say....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!
You are having a GREAT birthday!!!! I say celebrate as long as you possibly can!!! Milk it for all it's worth!!! After all, it's YOUR special day!!
And 3-0!! Wow!!!
(Now you're only 8 behind me!! But shucks, I turn 39 in 2 months so I guess you'll never catch up with me!)
Have a happy, happy day!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Dinner and game night with your fam was fun! Hope to do it again.
Btw...what do you want for your birthday. I gave Carrie Underwood to you for Christmas, so maybe something diffent? lol
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
I hope you have a great one but how dare you be 11 years younger than me!!
Blah.... you're making me feel old..I gotta get outta here!!
btw.. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Angel and Damien- Thanks you two!! you guys are awesome
Beading- did your dog really eat your checkbook? :) I love my present it's awesome thanks
Wendy- What up 96 Comet! Thanks.
Burr- thanks dude
Duck- you didn't miss it, I waited til Midnight to type it so it was offically my birthday. Now I have pressure to not miss yours, god I am nervous
Cheryl- I agree milking bdays is fun!! Wow you don't look a day over 20!
Nutz- TROJAN HOTDOG CONDOMS! Foul Tennis Balls!
Cheryl- How about a date with Reese Witherspoon. it's being said my girl Carrie is dating Romo.
Gary- Thanks!! Glad to have you back blogging, you don't look a day over 21(have to say older then cheryl you know) haha :)
I ran all the way over here from Beady's to say Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday old man!
~Jef
Happy Birthday Phats. The check is in the mail, and Go Boilers!
Happy Birthday! Live it up! Looks like you know how to celebrate. Nice presents.
Don't DO that to me! I got online specifically to leave you a happy birthday comment and saw your post and I thought I had forgotten what day it was! (Still, I think it's pretty good that I remembered it from high school!)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
Don't DO that to me! I got online specifically to leave you a happy birthday comment and saw your post and I thought I had forgotten what day it was! (Still, I think it's pretty good that I remembered it from high school!)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!
And now the stupid thing posted it twice!
Beverly- thank you that was nice!
Edge- thanks I got the birthday boobs they rocked haha
Shife- I knew you'd come thru, thanks man! GO VANDALS!
Egg- thanks, I will live it up just for you
Bekah- I think my time is off, because I posted this at midnight so it would be on my actual day. Oh well, I knew you of all people would remember, because you are AWESOME when it comes to that, me not so good. Check your email left details on gamenight
Bekah2-HA! funny :) you made me laugh on my birthday what a great gift. BTW I think I saw your dad driving the other day? Possible?
Phats - totally possible! Was he in the raspberry? (his really old beater truck.)
I hope you had a great birthday.
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday dude!! Hey do you remember one time a while back when I turned 30 myself you asked me what the big fuss was all about. So did you feel anything different in the lead up to turning the big 3-0?
Fuck - I missed your birthday!
Sorry!!!!
HAPPY HAPPY FOR THE BIG THREE-OH!
The two Jets fans I live with join me in wishing you many, many more.
Lots of Love. xox
Happy Belated Birthday!
Sounds like it was a great one! :)
I'm down with DVD sets. They rock! I just bought the Rocky Anthology (all five movies) for feakin' $18.99. Sweet!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY oh and HAPPY (BELATED) BIRTHDAY!
You're now officially in the thirty-something group with me. Welcome!
Er, I hope you enjoyed your B-Day on the 5th. heh.
birthday whore
Happy belated birthday!!!
So do you feel different now?? What is 30 like??
Bekah- No it was a tannish car?
Phoenix- I did thanks!
Lori- Thanks
Gareth- Nope feel the same, still don't see the big deal. 50 might be different
Dawn- Thanks!! J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS
Pissy- thanks, and you still on for the simpsons movie?
Gunn- Thanks!! I love DVD Sets, I watch those more then anything. Happy Birthday to you too
Cher- you know me so well haha
Carmel- THANKS!!! :)
Burr- hmm 30 is like well I dunno I don't feel any different, except I got a blister
Whew! I didn't get "delinked!" I didn't forget your birthday, I just didn't want MY wishes to get buried amongst all the others you'd be receiving. So...
HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY, PHATS!!!!
How's it feel to be old?!?! :D
Happy Belated Birthday!!
I suck...
:)
30 is still young. Live it up.
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