Hi Everybody!!!
Wow, what an incredibly awesome weekend I just had, I can't wait to fill you all in on everything us crazy kids did up in the region! Alright first things first, I have to do something VERY important then I will get down to business and write about the awesome trip. Everyone ready for this
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY RHINO!!! AKA Ryan, Colin, Big Dix! It was really nice of you to spend your birthday with us, I had a great time, hope you did too! *starts to sing
Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Mister Ryan, Happy Birthday to you! :)
Alright on to the trip report, so for those of you who didn't know this weekend Autumn(jenn & i's friend) and I, drove from my house to Jenn's AKA dirty pop, Crazy8's, Jennybob. We spent Friday, Sat, and most of Sun there and went to Six Flags Great America on Sat. Lets get the Autumn part out of the way first, lets just say not gonna happen! She has picked up some uhh gross habits, and well she picked something else up too haha! However we had a great time and laughed all the way to Jenn's. So we got to Jenn's and it was so great to see my crazycowgirl, and Friday night was so much fun, and you wanna know why, well I will tell you. Because I met Alligator!!!! I guess she goes by Allison, but come on you all know me I never call anyone by their real name, and well i started with AllyKat but I like Alligator better :) Which one do you prefer Alligator? So, anyway she is Jenn's roommate and let me just tell you, HELLO I have a new friend!!! hehe I have already warned her, she is now in my life forever. I think that she and Jenn make great roommates, they are a lot alike. I am gonna ramble for a moment so stay with me. Alligator is dating Cliff Claven, and get this wacko crazy thing they are gonna name their kids after weather terms, and gave me permission to have a "NAME ALLIGATOR CLAVIN'S KIDS CONTEST" on my blog so email me with suggestions fun huh? Although she almost killed me, cuz she didn't wake me up for my medications, I can't wait to go back and visit my new friend Alligator!! You seriously Rockadoodledoo Dude! So anyway back to Friday night, this was the night I finally got to meet Ryan! Lets just say judging on first impressions is not always a good idea. I am not going into grave details, but I was a little worried that I would be in a car for 1.5 hrs with a guy who seemed to have the personality of a pet rock. I think all we got out of him the first night was he likes the color blue, smallville, and the matrix, and then he passed out! haha I am not kidding. So, his birthday was Saturday, so after he passed out Jenn, Aut, and I went to WalMart and got a whole shitload of blue to decorate their house with for him. I am serious about the shitload folks, it looked like the cookie monster exploded and his fur was everywhere, dude is Cookie Monster a boy? So we went to bed at 2am and got up Sat at 7am. Can you see where this is headed?
Sat, I woke up and scared the shit out of Alligator, I was doing my rambo boy impression! I think Ryan liked our birthday surprises he seemed too anyway, but still wasn't opening up much!! What is up with that, doesn't everyone love Mandinga?! So we were suppose to leave for the park at like 8 I think and we left at 9, God I was so fing tired it wasn't even funny, but I tried to be my normal fun self. We got to the park and it was hotter than cathy johnson in a bikini, and we went straight to Superman ride where you hang by your tummy!!! It was freaking scary, but freaking awesome!!! I loved it, 5 stars out of 5! We hit a few more and went to the car for lunch around 12 and that is when I hit my wall physically. I took two bites of my sandwich and felt them coming back up quickly. The heat beat me dude, I was looking for places to puke in a parking lot!! Luckily I made it but we decided to split up for a bit they went to the water park Aut, and I went to a show, thank god for Air Condition!! I fell asleep in the damn show that is how tired I was and after my stomach was still doing flips. This sucks because I really wanted to ride more rides, but I didn't think I should chance it we still had a long car ride home and all, it also sucks because the pet rock AKA ryan was coming to life!!! It was growing right before our eyes I was shocked when it spoke! haha. So anyway long story short we left the park way earlier then we should have, and Aut was a bigger party pooper then me, I was okeh waiting but she was like lets go after lunch! Maybe she wanted to drink some more and be brutally honest?? My lasting impression of the park, fun rides, kind of dirty, and I want to go back and ride what I didn't get too. Also Ryan wanted to win me a homer that almost brought a tear to my eye :) Thanks bud!
Alright lets fast forward to the ride from hell, AKA the long mile home! OH MY GOD, I don't think I have ever been cooped up in a car so long and wanting out so bad! We took some wiggity wack way home and it took forever and a day, and my stomach was starting to turn over again, and my right eye felt like someone dropped a 50lb weight on it, and Jenn was playing Dodge em Cars with motorcycles, and Ryan was inventing games. However I think my third mix CD was a hit! probably because there were boy bands on it and ryan likes them!! BACKSTREET'S BACK ALRIGHT! So, anyway he opened a little bit more but then dozed off. We got home and got to hang with Alligator some more, and then Ryan left. For some reason later that evening my second wind kicked in and I remember dancing in a black polka dotted bra, and talking about sex with three women! Yes, interesting night to say the least. We were all so out of it from being tired it's amazing we could form sentences, Jenn just kept repeating GForces so strong HAHAHA! Sat, was fun but I feel bad we had to cut the park experience short! SORRY RYAN AND JENNIFER :)
Final Day was sunday, and Alligator was suppose to wake me up so I could take my meds and she FORGOT!!!! Luckily, I took them and on time :0) so all is well and Alligator is forgiven. I had a lot of fun Sunday, so much I didn't wanna leave! I did a russian dance on a bouncy ball, and we took tons of pictures, and I met a hot girl named Jenny who is dating a guy named Ryan that looks like Anthony Fedorov(sp?) from American Idol. I also got my picture taken with an Implants sign, and Autumn sang to some random stranger who told her "beautiful!" We had a great time and I sincerly thank JennyBob, and Alligator for putting up with Aut and I and letting us crash at the Party Pad! The ride home for some reason took forever, but we did have fun we talked about the weekend, made jokes about Ryan's age that we wanted to make all weekend but couldn't, and sang very loud! ha! I realized something else in that car ride, that I like Ryan more after revisiting the weekend in my head. I think I am still a little worried BUT I feel better about the situation, keep an eye on our girl Alligator! So the six flags/schererville trip was a success, and other than hot it was great weather cara!! OH YEAH! OMG I played BAGGO!!!! WOOHOOOO!!! BAGGO FING ROCKS!
Allison and Jennifer I hope to see you both real soon!! You should all come here for the fair, and I wish Alligator would have gone to SFGA with us! We will plan the july trip with Cara, you thought Aut was wild wait til you meet the Nut, who if you haven't figured out is my coauthor and best buddy here on the blogspot. Thanks again for the great times, I will scan all pictures and send as soon as they develope! Cara I am using a different AIM name this weekend for reasons I will tell you later, I will email you with it.
HOLLA ATCH YO BOY