First off how about a big CONGRATS to Mr Shife and his wife expecting their first baby! CONGRATS you guys!!! Phats for a boy?
Welcome to week three of Boilermaker football. Last time out my beloved Boilers lost a tough one to the Oregon Ducks 32-26 in double OT. It was especially painful because we had the game won, but just couldn't seal the deal. Now it's time to move on to a very dangerous MAC team that Purdue is very familiar with, the Central Michigan Chippewas. We played them last year in Sept and beat them handily, met them again in the Motor City Bowl clipped em on a last second field goal, and this will be the third time we will play them in a year. Should be a great day at Ross Ade Stadium Saturday.
This week's guest picker might get the distinction of being the funniest. His picks were pretty good and comical. It's none other than that Boise State Bronco, Duck. You can check his blog out through my links, however Mr. Duck is on a blog hiatus so enjoy his archives. On to the games.
Idaho Vandals(Mr Shife) at Utah State AggiesDuck- I think the Vandals blow just a tad more than the Aggies (although it's really really close), and Utah State's at least got the home field thing going on. Here's hoping that all five of the Aggies' fans make enough noise to disrupt Idaho's vaunted offensive attack, and pull their team home for the "victory". There is an outside chance of a 0-0 tie though.
UTAH STATEPhats- I almost made this the "Pillow Fight Of The Week" but I didn't want upset my buddy Mr Shife. I actually think Idaho will pull through in this one. Both have embarrassing scores vs Pac 10 teams, and both are equally bad, but I believe Utah State is the worst.
IDAHO 28 utah state 21
EDIT FINAL SCORE UTAH STATE 42 idaho 17
Duck = WOOHOO
Phats = D'oh
Massachusetts Minutemen at Texas Tech Red Raiders(Jef and Fuzz)Duck- Hopefully the name "Minutemen" isn't due to their sexual prowess, because that would just be sad. Keeping with the innuendo theme, I'd be more interested in this game if it were the Red Raiders versus the Purple-Helmeted Warriors, quite honestly. As it is, I'll pick Texas Tech to "pull it out".
TEXAS TECHPhats- Here we go again another week, another cupcake, does Texas Tech have a sponsorship with Hostess? I know Jef and Fuzz have gotten on me about this but please actually play someone, until then I stand by the ranking they have being phantom.
TEXAS TECH 42 massachusetts 10
EDIT FINAL SCORE TEXAS TECH 56 umass 14
Duck = WOOHOO
Phats = WOOHOO
Ohio Bobcats(Skiingred) at Northwestern WildcatsDuck- Are bobcats all that different from wildcats? Bobcats are in fact wild cats, are they not? Anyway, I say Ohio wins since they actually had the cojones to pin down their mascot to a specific animal, rather than just a category.
OHIO Phats- This is a tough one for me to pick, I don't actually believe Northwestern is as good as their record, and I am not sure how good Ohio is. Remember Ohio led Ohio State for awhile. I will go with the MAC in this one in a slight upset
OHIO 31 northwestern 28
EDIT FINAL SCORE NORTHWESTERN 16 ohio 8
Duck = D'oh
Phats = D'oh
Kent State Golden Flashes(Design Goddess) at Louisiana Lafayette Ragin' CagunDuck- Here we have a battle of two excellent team names my friends. The Ragin' Cajuns vs. the Golden Flashes of Kent State (by the way, when did we get a 51st state called Kent? I didn't get the memo). I don't know anything about either of these two teams (or really any of the other teams I'm picking either if you haven't figured that out yet), but I think the Golden Flashes will prevail in this one. I think the cajuns can only stay enraged for so long before they figure out that everything's basically ok and there's just not that much to be mad about if you really sit down and think about it.
KENT STATEPhats- Yawn another pillow fight, Kent State in a close one
KENT STATE 21 louisiana lafayette 14
EDIT FINAL SCORE LOUISIANA LAFAYETTE 44 kent state 27
Duck = D'oh
Phats = D'oh
Rice Owls at Texas Longhorns(Gary and Cheryl)Duck- Contrary to my previous pick, I'm picking the Longhorns here because owls don't stand a chance against the trampling hooves of livestock. They may flit around a bit in the beginning of the game and poop on those oh-so-long horns of the opposition, but eventually they've got to land, and that's when the aforementioned trampling begins. Texas wins.
TEXASPhats- Gary correct me if I am wrong but isn't Rice also undefeated? This is a big game for the Owls with a chance to upset Texas. All hope however will be lost by halftime.
TEXAS 31 rice 7
EDIT FINAL SCORE TEXAS 52 rice 10
Duck = WOOHOO
Phats = WOOHOO
Temple Owls at Penn State Nittany Lions(Dabich)Duck- I already made the bird/bigger animal "joke", so I don't have anything else to say here. Penn State will wheel their geezer of a coach out on a gurney and they'll win unless someone interrupts his IV drip or something. Seriously, the dude's old. Really old. It's amazing.
PENN STATEPhats- I love Duck's description! haha. Anyway, PSU rolls, however anyone catch the ending of Temple's last game? If not youtube it was classic
PENN STATE 61 temple 3
EDIT FINAL SCORE PENN STATE 45 temple 3
Duck = WOOHOO
Phats = WOOHOO
Florida Gators at Tennessee Volunteers(Tiggysmum)Duck- Hmm, I predict a tough year for the Vols, and Florida's coming into town to kick their pansy little orange-colored butts all over the field. Gators all the way.
FLORIDAPhats- This will be a laugher, sorry Tiggy, but the Vols just aren't up to snuff with Mr Heisman and the Gators
FLORIDA 41 tennessee 21
EDIT FINAL SCORE FLORIDA 30 tennessee 6
Duck = WOOHOO
Phats = WOOHOO
West Virginia Mountaineers(Angel Jr) at Colorado BuffaloesDuck- As I've previously mentioned in private conversations with Phats, I really like it when the Mountaineers lose, because it keeps people around here in check. Seriously, I have to live surrounded by all these WVU fans and their children, and the quieter they are, the better. So I'll officially pick Colorado (and Dan Hawkins!) to win this one, even though I really think the 'Eers should win it.
COLORADOPhats- This could be a good game, WVU is a tough team and won't be intimidated playing in Boulder. West Virginia in a close one
WEST VIRGINIA 31 colorado 28
EDIT FINAL SCORE COLORADO 17 west virginia 14 OT
Duck = WOOHOO
Phats = D'oh
South Carolina State Bulldogs at Clemson Tigers(Topolk)Duck- Bulldogs/Tigers. The two most generic team names in existence. I mean, we already picked a game where in fact BOTH teams were the tigers. *yawn*. Wha? Oh yeah, Clemson wins. Whatever.
CLEMSONPhats- This one will be ugly. I guess Clemson is feasting on the cupcakes to get back into the rankings.
CLEMSON 52 south carolina state 3
EDIT FINAL SCORE CLEMSON 54 south carolina state 0
Duck = WOOHOO
Phats = WOOHOO
Alabama Crimson Tide(Gary and Cheryl) at Arkansas RazorbacksDuck- Crimson Tide. Should I share what goes through my mind when I hear that team name? I don't think I should, but I will say that I think it's the right time of the month for Alabama to beat those weird-looking pigs from Arkansas.
ALABAMAPhats- Hmm this pick isn't going to make me popular with the one person that enjoys my sports posts. I think this will be the upset of the week, the Hogs go wild in winning a thriller.
ARKANSAS 31 alabama 28
EDIT FINAL SCORE ALABAMA 49 arkansas 14
Duck = WOOHOO
Phats = D'oh(Glad I was wrong!)
Louisiana State Tigers at Auburn Tigers(Pissy and Leeann)Duck- This is a tough game to pick for people who like to play the "which mascot would beat the other mascot in a real-world fight type of situation" since they're exactly the same. Fortunately for me, I rely on my gigantic brain to actually think things through and reason it out rather than taking that sissy approach. Oh, and my fantastic brain is telling me that the Auburn variety of tiger will win this game handily.
AUBURNPhats- The battle of the Tigers! Oddly enough both these teams made Fox Sports recent article of most annoying fans. So this will be an annoying game. I am going with LSU simply because Auburn only scored 3 pts vs. Mississippi State. Good game though
LOUISIANA STATE 28 auburn 21
EDIT FINAL SCORE LSU 26 auburn 21
Duck = D'oh
Phats = WOOHOO(had LSU made the 2pt conversion i would have been spot on!)BIG GAME OF THE WEEKWake Forest Demon Decons at Florida State SeminolesDuck- I'll do my best to avoid the semen jokes here regarding FSU's name (oops too late) and say that Florida State's going to come into this game as the more prepared of the two teams, although the Demon Deacons may be a stiff opponent. Yeah, so Florida State wins. Feel free to follow along with all the mindless sheep at the stadium and practice your tomahawk chop hand motion now. Cause that's not offensive or anything.
FLORIDA STATEPhats- I would have normally chosen LSU/Auburn but we're already picking that one. These in my opinion are the two teams standing between Clemson and the ACC title. It's a big game, and if Wake were at home i'd take them, but it's in Tallahassee so my pick is the Noles
FLORIDA STATE 31 wake forest 21
EDIT FINAL SCORE WAKE FOREST 12 florida state 3
Duck = D'oh
Phats = D'ohBoise State Broncos(Duck) at Oregon DucksDuck- Is there any question about this game? Obviously Boise State's going into Autzen Stadium and taking care of business. Blowout of the week here folks.
BOISE STATEPhats- I really want to take Boise State here, but the fact this game is at Oregon makes me rethink that. I think the Ducks speed will be too much for the smurf turf crew, and Oregon will win another squeaker.
OREGON 31 boise state 21
EDIT FINAL SCORE BOISE STATE 37 oregon 32(BSU owes a thank you card for taking out their QB!)
Duck = WOOHOO
Phats = D'oh(again glad I was wrong!)Central Michigan Chippewas at Purdue BoilermakersDuck- Purdue lost a tough one last week and will proceed to make the poor little Central Michigan Chippewas their collective bitches for approximately three hours. By the time this game's over the Chippewa players are going to be thinking to themselves, "I guess we should have boilered the #*&! up, huh? I mean, we clearly chose the wrong team to play for if we wanted to actually play competitive football at the collegiate level. We could really learn a lot from those beasts at Purdue. Now THAT'S a football team right there. And have you seen their cheerleaders? Holy cow they're awesome. We are a lousy excuse for an NCAA football program. Let's just disband right now after that thrashing."
PURDUEPhats- First off I love that you put the Cheerleader comment in there classic. This game scares me quite a bit, this is a good MAC team with a good quarterback. Couple that with the fact we're coming off a heartbreaking loss. I see us starting slow but picking up steam as the game goes on. The one thing that CMU struggles with is defense and our D has really performed well so far, look for the Boilers to run away with it late.
PURDUE 42 central michigan 17
EDIT FINAL SCORE PURDUE 32 central michigan 25
Duck = WOOHOO
Phats = WOOHOO(and a big sigh of relief)
Hail Hail to old Purdue all Hail to our old gold and black
Hail Hail to old Purdue our friendship may she never lack
Ever Grateful, ever true thus we raise our song a new FIRE UP!
Of the days we've spent with you, all Hail our own Purdue
GO BOILERS!
BTFU!!!