Thursday, September 08, 2011

Week 2 Lets Go Boilers


Boy this being a holiday week it went FAST now the weekend is upon us yet again, and week two of college football is now here, and we welcome the NFL to the fold as well. The Boilers will hit the road for the first time after surviving a major scare in their opener in temperatures on the field that reached 121. Oddly enough that might help them for this week as we travel to Houston, Texas to take on the Rice Owls. Should be a good test for the Boilers, and hopefully we will have improved from week one or we might come home with a loss. Another bright spot it sounds like quarterback Robert Marve will be available to play some as well, looking forward to another great weekend of football.

Joining me this week as a guest picker is Booya, he is an Alabama fan, and all around jackass :) haha He was on blog hiatus but I think he might be back so check out his blog. Onto the picks Boise State and Texas Tech are off this week

PRO GAMES
New England Patriots(Thomas) at Miami Dolphins
Booya- Oh puulease! This is the battle of the still ises and the never really was. Sure Miami has Bush but what about…well… that’s really all there is. If I know Tom Brady, and I don’t, I know that he is tired of hearing about himself, and his hair, in the off season and he is going to want to shut some people up. But it’s not really going to end up like that. For some reason I see this Monday night show down coming out something like
Pats 16 – Fins 7


Phats
- Oh man, I hate the Patriots but my buddy Thomas likes them. I think they will win, but I have to be honest I don't follow NFL as closely as College.
PATRIOTS 31 dolphins 17

Pittsburgh Steelers(Rocket) at Baltimore Ravens

Booya- Right out of the gate this should be a good game. And to be honest with you it is pretty well balanced. The Ravens have Falco, Evans, Rice & Boldin on offense. Match that to Rothlisberger, Ward, Miller & Mendenhall on the Steelers. On the surface it should be pretty even matched up. And as far as talent it is, but here is something that you got to keep in mind this is Evens first year on the team and Boldin only has one year on the team. What does this mean? It means that a major part of your offense may not have had time to gel as a unit during this interesting off season, while the Steelers have been together for a few years. Advantage, Steelers. Now, on to the other side of the ball, on the Ravens you got two big names in Terrence Cody and Ray Lewis. BUT! While Lewis is seasoned and known to be a motivator and leader on the D, Cody, who was a beast in college, only has one year in the pros under his belt. The Steelers D has Polamalu, McFadden and Taylor in their secondary. Remember earlier when I was talking about Baltimore’s offense not being so seasoned? This is where the Steelers are going to pick them apart. Honestly, do you think that if Evans runs a route wrong (this is football talk Phats, just pretend that you understand) Polamalu wont pick him apart? Not to mention that Troy is in contract talks so he is going to show that he is worth all of those millions, even the ones that he is not getting from a shampoo company. So unless Lewis has a knife with him, advantage Steelers. My prediction –
Steelers over the Ravens 42 - 31


Phats
- My brother in law, and three nephews love the Steelers I can't pick against them
STEELERS 28 ravens 17

Minnesota
Vikings(Thomas) at San Diego Chargers

Booya- Are you kidding me? Without LT the Chargers have sucked ass. I mean they do have talent on the offense and an average D but with the amount of talent that the Vikings have on offense Fran Tarknton’s old ass could be under center and still beat the Bolts.
The Vikings win this one 28 - 16


Phats
- Phillip Rivers is a douchebag, unfortunately I think the Chargers win this one.
CHARGERS 38 vikings 24

COLLEGE GAMES

South Dakota State Jackrabbits at Illinois Fighting Illini(Delta)
Booya- I know, I said the same thing, the South Dakota whats? Shit, I didn’t even know there was a college in South Dakota. Do sheep need higher learning? This is going to be an easy one to pick the winner, but the score… that’s going to be tricky. Going with my gut here and I’m saying the
Fighting Ilini 38 – Jack Rabbits 13


Phats
- Good lord Illinois first Arkansas State now SDSU who is next the girl scouts? This should be win #2 for the Fighting Zooks
ILLINOIS 49 south dakota state 21
EDIT FINAL SCORE ILLINOIS 56 sdsu 3
Booya- WOOHOO
Phats- WOOHOO

North Dakota Fighting Sioux at Idaho Vandals(Shife)
Booya- Ummm, Shife is my buddy (even if he doesn’t follow me on twitter or friend me on Facebook, but that’s ok) and I really like him so I am going to pick the Vandals. But I don’t know why. I mean I have at least heard of the Fighting Sioux but because someone got their wampum in a twist and wanted to be PC. Well F that, I want the Vandals to stomp a hole in some Injuns. Shife for you,
Vandals 328 – Feather Heads the big goose egg!


Phats
- Not a great start for the Vandals but a good chance to redeem themselves here vs. the Fighting Sioux at home. Might be a struggle but the Vandals will pull it out
IDAHO 35 north dakota 31
EDIT FINAL SCORE IDAHO 44 north dakota 14
Booya- WOOHOO
Phats- WOOHOO

Norfolk State Spartans at West Virginia Mountaineers(Angel Jr)
Booya- You know, WVU hasn’t been the same since Pat White got the shaft from the Heisman committee. They are still a good team and they will be this Jr. College but not like they should.
WVU 52 – Norfolk 9


Phats- Should be over by halftime WVU looked pretty good against Marshall
WEST VIRGINIA 52 norfolk state 7
EDIT FINAL SCORE WVU 55 norfolk 12
Booya- WOOHOO
Phats- WOOHOO

Wofford Terriers at Clemson Tigers(Topolk, Emily)
Booya- Is Clemson playing a middle school? How did they swing that? What, did the University of Phoenix have a game against the Universal Technical Institute this Saturday? How easy is it to win the ACC? I heard that Vegas set the spread on this game with Clemson giving seven million points. Come on, the cheerleaders could probably beat The Terriers. I bet the kids in my neighborhood could bet the Terriers. Final score,
Clemson 63 – Wofford 3


Phats-
Gee tough schedule here Clemson first Troy, now Wofford if this were hoops I might go with the upset and take the Terriers, but it's not Clemson wins in a laugher. I do like Wofford's colors better ;)
CLEMSON 61 wofford 14
EDIT FINAL SCORE CLEMSON 35 wofford 27
Booya- WOOHOO
Phats- WOOHOO

Louisiana Lafayette Rajun Cajun at Kent State Golden Flashes(DG)
Booya-
Oh damn, Uu La La versus Kent Read, Kent Write, Kent State huh. I saw Kent State play last week and they were better than I thought they would be, which means diddly squat. But I do think that they are the better team and the game is in their back yard.
So Golden Flashes 26 – Cajuns 20


Phats
- Kent State lost to Alabama last week but it wasn't tooo bad of a score, I know nothing about the Cajuns, so I will go with my friend Design Goddess' team GO FLASHES!
KENT STATE 28 louisiana laf 7
EDIT FINAL SCORE LA LAF 20 kent state 12
Booya- D'oh
Phats- D"oh

Fresno State Bulldogs at Nebraska Cornhuskers(Travis)
Booya-
Stevie Wonder could see who is going to win this game, the Huskers. But not because they are scary talented but because of the media/Texas A&M educed future implosion of the Big 12. You see every school in the Big 12 except Texas and Oklahoma are looked at as secondary, especially when it comes to football. Now each of those schools are playing with a chip on their shoulders, just the way I like it! Unfortunately for the Bulldogs they are probably going to get the snot beat out of them (Get’er done!). When the final seconds tick off of the clock the scoreboard is going to look something like
Bulldogs 12 – Huskers 45


Phats
- This could be an interesting game, and I think it will stay close for 3 quarters but the Huskers will gradually pull away in the 4th for the win
NEBRASKA 39 fresno state 21
EDIT FINAL SCORE NEBRASKA 42 fresno 29
Booya- WOOHOO
Phats- WOOHOO

Cincinnati Bearcats at
Tennessee Volunteers(Tiggy & Emily)
Booya-
This game is going to be a great time, a great time to take a nap. Talk about getting screwed by Lane Kiffen, good god what happened to Tennessee? And Cinci is one of those underdog surprise you teams. But I just don’t think they will in this game.
Final score on this Tenn 31 – Cinci 24


Phats
- This could be a pretty decent game, wasn't Cincy in a BCS game last year or was that two years ago? Anyway, I am going with the upset here and taking the cats!
CINCINNATI 28 tennessee 21
EDIT FINAL SCORE UT 45 cincy 27
Booya- WOOHOO
Phats - D'oh

BYU Cougars at Texas Longhorns(Chery & Gary)
Booya-
Come on, it’s Texas, they’re always supposed to win right? *Corso voice* not so fast my friend! You know how some games have names, like the Red River Shootout, The battle for the golden axe or whatever it’s called and so on? This game is going to get a name too. It will be called the Mack Brown early retirement game. Sure the Longhorns are favored by a mighty 7 points and have that dominating win over Rice last week (insert eye roll here) but BYU squeaked out a 1 point win over Ole Miss last week. That might not sound very impressive on the surface but if you watch you will see that Huston Nutt is named correctly because he is a nut, he is F’ing crazy. He would kick his grandmother down a flight of stairs to win a game, in other words he’s not an easy win. I’m picking an upset with this one,
BYU 27 – Texas 24


Phats
- Man I am tempted to pick the upset here, but I just don't trust a school with so many odd rules, I mean you can't drink coke?! Cuss?? Have sex? WTF! these are college kids. HOOK EM HORNS!
TEXAS 31 byu 28
EDIT FINAL SCORE TEXAS 17 byu 16
Booya- D'oh
Phats- WOOHOO

Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets(Emily) at Middle TN State Blue Raiders
Booya-
This game is going to be a little different than some might think. You see MTSU has a way of playing better than people expect them to. Meaning that they don’t completely suck. But they are pretty bad. My pick, the Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech. Final outcome of this barn burner,
Tech 41 – Raiders 9


Phats-
I got to see MTSU up close and personal, and this could be a tough game for the Jackets, especially on the road. I think Tech will win but I bet it's a lot closer than most people think it will be. By the way MTSU might have the gayest mascot I have ever seen a fing horse with wings?!
GEORGIA TECH 28 middle tennessee state 17
EDIT FINAL SCORE GA TECH 49 mtsu 21
Booya- WOOHOO
Phats- WOOHOO

Missouri
Tigers(Delta & Nutz) at Arizona State Sun Devils

Booya-
I’m feeling the Tigers in this one. For two reasons actually, see the note about the Big12 in my Huskers pick ANNNNNDDDDDD Dennis Erickson just doesn’t have it any more. I like the guy, I think he was a hell of a coach but just hasn’t been producing. So when all is said and done the
Tigers are going to be on top 33 - 13


Phats-
Missouri didn't look so hot in their opener, and it has to be tough playing at ASU. I think this will be a good game, a close game, but the home team wins
ARIZONA STATE 34 missouri 27
EDIT FINAL SCORE ASU 37 missouri 30 OT
Booya- D'oh
Phats- WOOHOO

BIG GAME OF THE WEEK

South Carolina
Gamecocks at Georgia Bulldogs

Booya- Oh god, who do I pick here. On the one hand you got the Gamecocks who hung 56 on East Carolina last week BUT their D allowed that same East Carolina to score 37 points on them. Then there is UGA who lost to Boise St, who I think is over ranked, in Hotlanta, by 14 points. Going with my gut here and putting
Dawgs on top 28 - 24


Phats
- Dawgs in danger of falling to 0-2 and Mark Richt in danger of his seat getting hot if they lose this one. South Carolina put a lot of points on the board in week 1, but this is a better defense they will be facing. Crucial game, crucial start to the SEC Gamecocks take it
SOUTH CAROLINA 27 georgia 17
EDIT FINAL SCORE USC 45 georgia 42
Booya- D'oh
Phats- WOOHOO

Alabama Crimson Tide(Booya, Gary, & Cheryl) at Penn State Nittany Lions
Booya-
Oh man, this rivalry is one that I remember from when I was a little smart ass, two of the greatest minds in college football, Joe Pa and Bear Bryant, battling it out on the gridiron. And you knew it was always going to be a low scoring game because defense wins championships. And Joe Pa is still there! Talk about tradition. But there is a different coach at Alabama now. And he is like the Honey Badger, he doesn’t give a shit about tradition, except for the tradition of winning. He also has a team stacked with talent. He just needs to knock off that splitting time QB crap. In other words, they are going to rename Penn State, Title Town North after the Tide rolls.
Bama wins 45 – 31


Phats
- This is not the powerhouse Penn State teams of the past, but let me tell you one thing Happy Valley will be rocking and rolling Saturday and I think there is a GREAT shot that the Lions pull the upset. As much as I want to pick PSU since they are our big ten brothers, I just can't do it, Bama wins a gut check game
ALABAMA 31 penn state 24
EDIT FINAL SCORE ALABAMA 27 psu 11
Booya- WOOHOO
Phats- WOOHOO

Purdue Boilermakers(me) at Rice Owls
Booya-
Is it bowl season already? Because this sounds like a bowl game to me, the toilet bowl. With that 3 point win over MTSU last week I can’t see Purdue winning this one. And when the Owls win they will probably cut off the head of that stupid Purdue Pete mascot, put it on a stick, pee on it and then set it on fire and march it around the stadium. But that’s just me, I could be wrong. If the players and coaches can stay awake for the whole game I see the outcome something like this,
Owls 28 – Boilermakers 27
*Note from Phats- Just a reminder my Boilermakers have kicked your Tide's ass the last two years in basketball :) Oh and you dont want to mess with pete haha

Phats-
Won't be easy taking the road for the first time this year, but if we play like we did in the 4th quarter against MTSU we will be fine. Wondering if the Owls Band will have a msg for us in their halftime show, against Texas they formed the letters $EC pretty funny!! Carson Wiggs the nation's best kicker will enjoy his coming Boilers pull it out in the second half
PURDUE 31 rice 17
EDIT FINAL SCORE RICE 24 purdue 22 *Oh well
Booya- WOOHOO
Phats- D'oh


Hail Hail to old Purdue all Hail to our old gold and black
Hail Hail to old Purdue our friendship may she never lack
Ever Grateful, ever true thus we raise our song a new FIRE UP!
Of the days we've spent with you, all Hail our own Purdue
GO BOILERS!

BTFU!!!

8 Comments:

At 9:29 PM , Blogger Mr. Shife said...

If the Vandals only win 35-31 there are going to be a lot of Idaho fans reaching for a bottle of pills because it is going to be a long year. Good luck to the Boilers. Have a good weekend.

 
At 9:38 PM , Blogger Phats said...

Haha I was worried after last week, and I was talking to Duck and he told me Idaho sucks the evil forces were working against me

 
At 11:09 AM , Blogger _emily_rose said...

Hooray for College football.

 
At 12:34 PM , Blogger Booya said...

Post my picks you fruitcake!

 
At 1:25 PM , Blogger Booya said...

On your side note, I couldn't care less about basketball. I also noticed you didn't include my college football extra. Enjoy getting your ass handed to you on Saturday. :)

 
At 2:00 PM , Blogger Phats said...

emily- WOOHOO!

Booya- What college football extra are you talking about? Basketball is the best!!!

 
At 4:43 PM , Blogger Thomas said...

Thanks for the NFL picks, Phats and Booya. The season got off to a fine start last night with the shoot out between the last two Super Bowl champs.

 
At 11:36 AM , Blogger _emily_rose said...

Sorry about your boilermakers, but did you see the TN game?! The Vols are playing solid, and the QB is for real. I hate playing in the Swamp, but I'm excited for Florida next week....We'll not talk about Clemson.

 

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