GO PURDUE!
Well, if we don't win this week we might not win again this year. Saturday the Boilers battle the Michigan Wolverines, both teams stagger in at 2-6, the game is on the Big Ten Network at 12:00. We have no idea who is starting at quarterback, if Painter(our first stringer) can go he will start Tiller, said but the third string guy Justin Siller will also get some snaps. It will sure be interesting that's for sure. I am thinking it's a good thing I can't drink or this season I would have been one drunken phats! The good news Boiler basketball starts Halloween night at 9PM so a great weekend of Boiler sports for yours truly. By the way in the first poll of the year Purdue is #10 WOOHOO! Also as to some of the comments from the last entry, Utah is HIGHLY overrated, just like Ball State neither team has beaten anyone. While Boise might not play anyone in the WAC, they have proven themselves in the past and that's why they get the nod.
As for the guest picker this week, it's none other than that Idaho Vandal, who sometimes roots for North Carolina but I am willing to look past that, Mr Shife. He's a funny fella, and someone I am glad I met through blog! If you don't already take a look at his blog, hilarity will ensue. Ohio played the Tuesday that was too soon to pick, and Penn State is off this week in their quest for the National Title, on with the picks.
Arkansas State Red Wolves at Alabama Crimson Tide(Gary, Cheryl, and Booya)
Shife- Duran Duran once sang “Hungry Like the Wolf.” Duran Duran sucks and so does Arkansas State. Tide rolls
ALABAMA 56 arkansas state 7
Phats- Cheryl or someone correct me if I am wrong this is a make up game from the hurricane right? I believe ASU had a Native American name that the NCAA made them change, Red Wolves was an interesting choice. I agree with Shife ROLL TIDE ROLL!
ALBAMA 41 arkansas state 3
EDIT FINAL SCORE ALABAMA 35 arkansas state 0(Congrats on the new #1!!)
Shife = WOOHOO
Phats = WOOHOO
Kent State Golden Flashes(Design Goddess) at Bowling Green Falcons
Shife- Seriously Kent State has the coolest nickname. I still wish they would use some old man wearing nothing but a trench coat as their mascot though. Do they call their student section “The Indecent Exposure”? That would be awesome. Anyway the only thing exposed in this game will be how good Bowling Green is. Falcons win
BOWLING GREEN 34 kent state 17
Phats- DG warned me not to pick against KSU, but I can't help they aren't any good, and BGSU beat nationally ranked Pitt! Bowling Green in a runaway
BOWLING GREEN 35 kent state 7
EDIT FINAL SCORE BOWLING GREEN 45 kent state 30
Shife = WOOHOO
Phats = WOOHOO
Boise State Broncos(Duck) at New Mexico State Aggies
Shife- Oh how much I would love to see New Mexico State beat the Donkeys. But I can wish in one hand and crap in the other, and I think I would just end up with a pile of Dook in my hand. So as much as I hate to write it the Fighting Burros will win. BOISE STATE 31 new mexico state 17
Phats- I told Duck earlier I am quickly becoming a fan of Boise State, and their smurf turf. I am pretty sure they could compete in most conference, I believe Idaho beat NMSU last week, so BSU will pound them like a drumBOISE STATE 49 new mexico state 14
EDIT FINAL SCORE BOISE STATE 49 new mexico state 0(I was close!)
Shife = WOOHOO
Phats = WOOHOO
Duke Blue Devils(David) at Wake Forest Demon Decons
Shife- For those of you who don’t know me I am not a big fan of Duke. I think I said last year as a guest picker that I don’t understand how you can root for a team whose school name is a synonym for dropping a deuce. I can’t top that so I am sticking with it. Wake Forest will take a Dook on the Blue Devils, and they will win the game as well. Wake Forest in a blowout,
WAKE FOREST 142 duke 10, Did I mention I hate Duke? Go Heels!!
Phats- Duke has improved this year, but not this much, Wake is better, and will show that
WAKE FOREST 31 duke 14
EDIT FINAL SCORE WAKE FOREST 33 duke 30 ot(Topolk almost buddy)
Shife = WOOHOO
Phats = WOOHOO
West Virginia Mountaineers(angel jr) at Connecticut Huskies
Shife- Please spay or neuter your Mountaineer. I really don’t think we need anymore Mountaineers running around out there. I am taking the Huskies,
UCONN 28 west virginia 20
Phats- WVU has really gotten better this year as the season has gone on, I see them taking this one is a close game, that comes down to the last possession.
WEST VIRGINIA 31 uconn 28
EDIT FINAL SCORE WEST VIRGINIA 35 uconn 13
Shife = D'oh
Phats = WOOHOO
Tennessee Volunteers(Tiggysmum) at South Carolina Gamecocks
Shife- Tennessee used to be pretty good. I think they now have more in common with Billy Graham. And what do the Tennessee Vols and Billy Graham have in common? They both can make 100,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ.” I am taking South Carolina,
SOUTH CAROLINA 24 tennessee 14
Phats- If this game were at UT, i'd take Rocky Top but it's nots so I am going with Spurrier
SOUTH CAROLINA 28 tennessee 17
EDIT FINAL SCORE SOUTH CAROLINA 27 tennessee 6
Shife = WOOHOO
Phats = WOOHOO
Auburn Tigers(Leeann and Pissy) at Mississippi Rebels
Shife- I really don’t follow the SEC so maybe another joke will help me pick the winner. How do you know if a Mississippi football player has a girlfriend? Because there is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup. And that is downright disgusting. I can’t pick a team that partakes in such nasty habits. Auburn wins
AUBURN 35 mississippi 24
Phats- Ole Miss has had a season of near misses, and Florida. I think they are a better football team than Auburn who has struggled big time. Rebels will win this by 2 TD's
MISSISSIPPI 28 auburn 14
EDIT FINAL SCORE MISSISSIPPI 17 auburn 7
Shife = D'oh
Phats = WOOHOO
Clemson Tigers(topolk) at Boston College Eagles
Shife- Can someone please tell Clemson that orange and purple is not a good color combination? I know I sound like a cast member of Queer Eye for The Straight Guy when I write something like that but man that color combo is like being Paris Hilton. Drunk and stupid – a nasty combination. BC should win this one
BOSTON COLLEGE 35 clemson 13
Phats- Correct me if I am wrong Topolk, but I believe this is a bowl elimination game? BC has looked tough and is always tough at home, Clemson should have beaten Ga Tech, but who knows how good Tech is. BC gets home field advantage and the close win
BOSTON COLLEGE 31 clemson 24
EDIT FINAL SCORE CLEMSON 27 boston college 21
Shife = D'oh
Phats = D'oh
Nebraska Cornhuskers(Travis) at Oklahoma Sooners
Shife- Both of these schools really put forth the effort in their helmet design. Nebraska has an N on their helmet. Wow. How many weeks did they spend in the lab on that one? And Oklahoma has an O and a U intercrossed on their helmet. Again I am pretty sure a record number of brain cells must have been burned off in the area trying to come up with that one. But hey at least Oklahoma thought a little outside the helmet and went with 2 letters. So I am picking the Sooners, OKLAHOMA 56 nebraska 21
Phats- I actually think a much improved Husker team will keep this one close in Norman, but ultimately fall behind late. BOOMER SOONER
OKLAHOMA 35 nebraska 24
EDIT FINAL SCORE OKLAHOMA 62 nebraska 28
Shife = WOOHOO(close!)
Phats = WOOHOO
Texas Longhorns(Gary, and Cheryl) at Texas Tech Red Raiders(Jef and Fuzz)
Shife- What is a Red Raider? Is that a Raider that was out in the sun too long? Or is it kind of like karate? Does a different color indicate your skill level and if you are a more awesome Raider. Well Texas Tech would need to be a fourth-degree Black Raider to win this game. Longhorns win
TEXAS 48 texas tech 34
Phats- I am still not quite convinced Tech is as good as their record, they did take a step in the right direction last week. This will probably be a shootout since neither team is too highly regarded for defense. Tech will put up a fight, but Texas will prevail, crashing Red Raider fans back to reality and possibility sending them on a 3 game losing skid.
TEXAS 55 texas tech 41
EDIT FINAL SCORE TEXAS TECH 39 texas 33(Congrats Fuzz and jef!)
Shife = D'oh
Phats = D'oh
BIG GAME OF THE WEEK
WORLD'S LARGEST OUTDOOR COCKTAIL PARTY
Florida Gators at Georgia Bulldogs
Shife- This game is referred to as the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party. I sure hope no one gets a stain on their cocktail dress. Georgia wins. GEORGIA 31 florida 28
Phats- This is an elimination game loser has no chance at a National Title game appearance, winner gets the chance to eliminate Alabama in the SEC Title game. Remember last year, when UGA scored on their first TD and everyone on their sideline stormed the endzone? Just a tad bad blood. I have a hard time picking this one because I think it's going to be a great game and I hope I get to see some of it. I like how Florida is playing, and they are actually my pick to knock off Bama in a few weeks.
FLORIDA 35 georgia 28
EDIT FINAL SCORE FLORIDA 49 georgia 10
Shife = D'oh
Phats = WOOHOO
San Jose State Spartans at Idaho Vandals(Shife)
Shife- San Jose just has to pop in the movie “300” and they get all pumped up because it is about Spartans kicking butt. But they do die in the end, and it is a pretty homoerotic movie with more gay undertones than gay porn. So maybe something else will get pumped up in the San Jose locker room. Oh who I am kidding. The Vandals won two games this year. They have already overachieved. San Jose wins. SAN JOSE STATE 38 idaho 17
Phats- It's very odd to have a guest picker not pick his team. I can relate to Idaho's struggles, but I do see them keeping this game close only to lose it in the end.
SAN JOSE STATE 38 idaho 28
EDIT FINAL SCORE SAN JOSE STATE 30 idaho 24
Shife = WOOHOO
Phats = WOOHOO
Michigan Wolverines at Purdue Boilermakers(Phats and Booya)
Shife- A certain friend of mine might not like me too much if I pick the Wolverines to win this one but I actually think the Boilermakers can pull it out. So Phats I am sending some of that Vandal magic from last week your way and Purdue better BTFU. Purdue wins a close one
PURDUE 17 michigan 14
Phats- I think we can win this one, but I thought we could win the last three ha! We have not played Michigan well ever under Tiller, we have only beaten them once the Rose Bowl year. If the offense doesn't show up we'll lose, if the defense reverts back to Northwestern we'll lose. I see third stringer Justin Siller throwing a TD pass to break a 21 all tie and lead the Boilers to the win!
PURDUE 28 michigan 21
EDIT FINAL SCORE PURDUE 48 michigan 42(WOOOHOOOO!!)
Shife = WOOHOO
Phats = WOOHOO!!!!!
Just for fun I am taking Purdue to beat the Mocs of Northern Florida in Exhibition basketball Friday night
PURDUE 89 florida southern 44
EDIT FINAL SCORE PURDUE 94 florida southern 62
BRING ON DUKE!
Hail Hail to old Purdue all Hail to our old gold and black
Hail Hail to old Purdue our friendship may she never lack
Ever Grateful, ever true thus we raise our song a new FIRE UP!
Of the days we've spent with you, all Hail our own Purdue
GO BOILERS!
BTFU!!!