Don't Pick Pickler!
Ahhh, my life is finally slowing down a bit, and I have been able to get back to all of your awesome blogs and do some reading. What have I learned, lets see that shife's nipple's bruise, Rocky is trying to traumatize me for life, Shannon's daughter looks just like her, Tina likes the beach, Colorado Hurrican got a new job woohoo, Hippo posted homer, and spygal still isn't back. Also the BIGGEST news of all Cher had her baby!! A big congrats to Cher and Rob :) I am happy for you guys and glad everyone is healthy. What a blogtastic world we live in. Hmm alright time to bore you now as I catch you up on what ole phats has been up too.
Cleveland trip
It was awesome!! We had such a good time, up until the last two seconds of the game. We started our day at the pep session at 10, then headed to the arena to watch the evil empire(lady vols) play Rutgers. UT won not too much drama, and no dunks by Candace. The Purdue/UNC game was awesome, what a game! It was interesting because going in NOBODY gave us a shot. That dumb idiot Kara Lawson at ESPN even said "Purdue has absolutely no shot to beat UNC" Yeah, I don't like her anymore I wish ESPN would fire her. So, the game is going on and the longer it goes and the more Purdue hangs in the more excited we get. Thinking we might pull this off, but then it happens. The little cocky ass half pint Ivory Latta hits the game winner with 2.9 secs to go, season over. Bummer! Let me say this I will not root for UNC in womens hoops ever after the display of arrogance they showed, and the remarks of their head coach. Ivory Latta is one hell of a basketball player, it's too bad she can't just play the game. I would probably pop her one if I had to guard her. My favorite part of the game was the Purdue band taunting her by singing "I'm a little teapot" "the oscar mayer song" and "jesus loves the little children" CLASSIC! Nice job band. Finally we will infact lose our coach as she took the Texas Tech job. Oh well, we'll bring in someone GREAT I am sure. Those of you who keep commenting "bleh sports" or something like that deal with it, it is my blog and sports are a big part of me.
Speaking of sports, let me share with you why I hate coaching a spring sport. For those of you who don't know I coach girls varsity tennis. The weather is so unfair to the spring sports, we have been outside in coats hitting tennis balls. I am tired of wearing layers of clothes to practice just to keep warm. The other day I swear my hands went numb they were so cold. One day we had to shovel snow off the courts, yeah tons of fun! The good news is we are suppose to get a warm up for the rest of the week, but I am sure the cold will be back every now and then. We have 21 girls out this year, and a lot of first time players. Honestly we won't be very good, but they are good kids at least and work hard. Our season opener is the tuesday after spring break. Gonna kick some Cass!
Look at this transition, speaking of spring break. It's starts Friday WOOHOO!! Although I am not going anywhere, I am greatly looking forward to it, just to finally get some rest. Saturday I am going to my nephews' 3 yr birthday party. They are twins, Tate and Trey and they are having their party at their gym where they take gymnastics. My sister has asked Kristen and I to do some power tumbling for everyone to see, so that will be cool. I got them a thomas train set it's pretty awesome. Other then that I am going to relax, and play some tennis over break woohoo!! :) SPRING BREAK ROCKS!
American Idol,
I can't stand Kelly Pickler, I just want someone to squeeze her head until it pops! She annoys the hell out of me, I am starting to wonder if she is really that stupid, or just playing that card to get votes. So tonight to be honest with you I wasn't impressed really with any of them except Elliot. I think he saved the show with his performance of "I don't wanna be" it was awesome. My only complaint I got a little seasick with all his bobbing up and down. My pick, Paris was good, but nothing great still voted for her though. I think Lisa will go, but I am hoping it's Bucky, Ace, or kelly. Don't like any of them. Any of you watching the Amazing Race? I was pissed off at Lake tonight for Yielding the double D's! They are not as big of a threat as Ray and Yolanda, stupid move buddy. Not to mention Eric and Jeremy won't be happy either. It's strange but I find myself rooting for those two, along with the nerds, hippies and team Mojo. It's a good show if you aren't watching it you should.
I think I was challened in my comments by Design Goddess to a karaoke contest, so all I have to say is IT'S ON!! haha :) Umm, I finished my new Iris Johansen book tonight, and moving on to Stephen King's "Skeleton Crew" not sure when I will start it, maybe spring break. I joined a book club online. My sister found this great book club, she got 7 hard back books for 24$. The only agreement is you have to buy so many within 3 years, so I joined too. We're gonna get books we both like and swap. If anyone wants the link I will post it. Alright that's all I got for ya kids.
Phats


8 Comments:
Marty Mcfly told me Lisa would be voted off. Then some guy named Biff shot him and the universe shook.
I'm glad you found my blog...probably through Shife.
Anyway...that's interesting that girls tennis is in the spring over there. Here in Missouri, girls in in the Fall, boys in the spring. I coached high school tennis,both girls and boys, for five years myself. In the fall, practice is nearly impossible - as it's super hot and humid. They get tired just opening up their bags. Then by the end, when State rolls around, the girls are wearing gloves and such.
With the boys, it's all backwards.
I agree with your Pickler statement...I think she just pretends in order to get the "I love hot slut" votes. Have you seen the pic of her in her homecoming "dress" that's circulating? You can actually see some pubic bone.
you couldn't handle it!!!
Missouri does rock. That is where Mr. Shife entered this world of ours. But enough about me. Glad you had fun at the game Phats and enjoy your spring break. Very jealous of that by the way. I really could use a whole week off. It would be even better if it was in Cabo. Mrs. Shife is reading Dan Brown's "Deception Point" and is absolutely raving about it. I just thought I would give you a book suggestion in case you wanted one.
Hippo- you crack me up, it was Lisa! not too much shock there though
Phoenix- Glad I found your blog too, Probably right I seem to meet all the cool blog people thru shife or seahag, they are like my blog pimps. So, I think I read you play yourself? I love to play tennis, and I prefer the hot humid weather to play in. It's suppose to finally be nice tomorrow, so it will be great to not wear 5 layers. I haven't seen that picture of Kelly, I just don't like her haha! My vote goes to Paris
Katina/Nuts- Does it rock big comet?? HELL YA E-H-S, 96, 96, SENIORS SENIORS 96! hahaha
DG- OH Oh OH it's on!! The Karaoke Blog Contest, anyone else want in?
Shife- I think I deserve break, but you do too I am sure, you should take a week off. I plan on sleeping. I have a reading that book by Dan Brown he said it's pretty good, might look into it! Have your wife ship it to me when she is done haha. I will always take suggestions love to read, keep em coming.
More sports - less Idol! haha
haha that got a chuckle out of me Rocky
u need to shut up talkin trash about my nigga ivory latta.i don't
give a crap who u r you need to shut ur ugly self up.keep talkin
b.s about her.
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