Sunday, June 21, 2009

Weekends go so fast

Hello Blog Friends,
Well, one week of summer tennis is in the books, and it's almost a miracle that I got all 16 hours in this week. They were calling for rain or thunderstorms almost everyday, one day we left at 12 right as the rain started. I got a little cocky on Wednesday night and started celebrating that I would get my Friday morning off, and of course it poured. Boy the heat returned too, it was 93 here Friday and felt like 103 and I did 5 straight hours in that heat. I don't mind though that's my favorite kind of weather you build up a good sweat, get a good workout. I also played some doubles Friday night with some friends, because I stupidly agreed to play in a mixed doubles tournament this weekend with a friend, not sure what I was thinking BAH! We'll see how that goes.

I have had a pretty quiet weekend, last night went out with friends and did some fun karaoke. Did take it on the run for Mr. Topolk too bad didn't get a video of it for him. Today just being lazy, and a couch potato. Just watched Grease while laying on the couch playing my Nintendo DS, I am committed to beating this Mario Bros before my brother in law does. Hope all you dad's had a great Father's Day, especially you Shife on your first Father's Day!


A couple of you asked for a green hair picture so here it is, along with my team and our principal, sorry I am not in it I took it. Still keeping my blog anonymity haha




Have a great week
Phats

Sunday, June 14, 2009

My summer vacation is over.

First off thanks for all the birthday wishes, those of you that forgot or didn't I am DeLinking you haha Just Kidding :)

So, I had 1 week of freedom and now my summer vacation is over, I start my summer job tomorrow. I am sure all of you are feeling very sorry for me since it's only a 4 hr, and 4 day a week job, but I will be out in the heat and on my feet all day. I teach tennis for parks and it's a good summer job but by the time the last session rolls around I am both sick of tennis, and my feet are hurting. I pretty much teach tennis year round, and there are times I am really sick of it, and my boss at the indoor tennis center I teach at now wants to do some kind of teaching clinic in August, and I am like NO I need that time off. I don't really like him, infact nobody does and he has this really bad BO it's awful.

I had a great birthday, had a small get together with family it was a good time. Got some great stuff, including my new toy that I am addicted too, a nintendo DS. If any of you have one of these and want to suggest games I am open to suggestions. Of course I went to the source first, Topolk, and he offered up some good ones. I thought about you Topolk when I saw Ghostbusters the game advertised. I always get myself something on my birthday ya I know I spoil myself, and this year I chose to get 2 new books. Also I have to mention Bekah made me some AWESOME cookies that were gone the day she dropped them off :) Cheryl, still waiting on Carrie, and yes still crushing on her and reese witherspoon

Apparently I have put my foot in my mouth again, yeah what's new right. One of my best friends Jenn, I have blogged about her before she married a real dickwad. Anyway, she recently was quit her job which wouldn't be a problem but they just had a baby, and neither of them have a job. Here's the biggest problem, he is too lazy and stupid to get one or even actively look. He's a common mooch. Everyone to this day wonders why they are married and what she sees in him, because nobody gets it. Anyway, I basically told her to come to my birthday get together but that he wasn't welcome, and I think she got pissed. So, it kind of evolved to me calling him a douchebag asshat, and well I haven't heard from her since. Probably harsh yes, but at least I have the balls to stay it to her face, and not talk behind her back like everyone else.

I am actually getting pretty stoked for college football season, it will be here before we know it. I love that day I go to my mailbox and my season tickets have arrived. I think Gary and Cheryl's Bama team is going to be pretty good they are probably pretty excited too. I am going to need volunteers again for guest pickers once the season is underway. The baseball college world series is on, but I just can't get into that, I did however watch almost every game of the womens college softball world series. Was happy that Florida didn't win, just don't like the Gators, maybe it's Tim Tebow. ha!

Alright there is my update. Hope everyone is doing good.

Phats

Friday, June 05, 2009

It's my Birthday!

Where the hell are my gifts?! haha

Happy Birthday to me, easily one of my favorite days of the year. Although I am exhausted as we had our end of the year tennis party last night which was an overnighter. I didn't stay all night but I promised my assistant if she stayed all night I wouldn't leave til they fell asleep, I left at 4AM BAH. So, off to celebrate my birthday, I better have some birthday wishes, and gifts!

Phats

Monday, June 01, 2009

It's June I am kind of back

So, did you all miss me? I wanted to come back and let everyone know you still have til June 5th to shop for my birthday! I love my birthday haha I don't even care about how old I am getting.

Alright catch you all up on some things that have gone on in the life of Phats lately. My hair was dyed green last week, yes GREEN. If you know me you know I am very metro and I probably use more product than my wife, but I made a promise and I kept it. Here's how it went down, Saturday May 23rd might have been the greatest day of my entire life and I am not exaggerating. As most of you know I coach HS girls tennis, and this program where I coach has been the doormat basically since it's existence, but last year we started to change that with the schools first ever winning season going 11-4, but losing in sectionals to the big school in the first round. Well this year we finally did it we WON sectionals!! Winning the championship 4-1 and finally getting to hoist that beautiful trophy in the air. When the season started I knew we were going to be good again, and I promised the girls if we won sectionals i'd dye my hair green. Well, Tuesday at the pep session before we left for Regionals the girls dyed my hair green, Bekah has seen the pics she knows I am telling the truth. Oh that was the greatest day ever, but also the most nerve wracking day of my life it was like a roller coaster up and down, up and down. To win the thing we had to beat the 9 time reigning champions in the finals. My little phenom at 1 singles won 6-0, 6-0 to put us up 1-0, and then my three player came off with a 6-4, 6-2 win to give us a 2-0 lead all we needed was 1 more pt of course it wouldn't come easy. Our opponents took the 1 doubles to make it 2-1 and at that time 2 singles and 2 doubles for us had both lost their first sets, and our 2 doubles trailed the second set 5-2, one more game and it was 2-2 in the team match. Somehow those two though fought all the way back and won set 2 in a tiebreaker, and at the same time my 2 singles girl won her second set we needed one set to win the title. As they took the court to start their third sets but the 2 singles and 2 doubles team went up 3-0, and I started to feel better my stomach stopped doing back flips, and then it happened 2 doubles won their match and the celebration ensued! I don't care how sappy or stupid this sounds but when we won I literally had a lump in my throat and was starting to worry i'd be a blubbering baby when interviewed by the paper and radio, thank God I held it in! So much hard work went into this and we had never won a tennis sectional(boys or girls) in school history! It was so great, I also promised that if we won i'd tumble on the courts, and nobody let me forget that. So I did a back flip. What a great day, great season. We lost in the Regionals on Tuesday but we took that next step, and only losing 1 Senior, and starting 6 Sophomores we're in good shape for next year. My 1 singles player moved to 20-0 and will play again this Saturday in the individual tournament so the journey isn't exactly over, i'll keep ya updated.

I feel like I haven't blogged in forever so much has happened. We have a new American Idol, a new Dancing with the stars winner, and one of my favorite reality shows So you think you can dance has started.
American Idol- I could not have been happier with the outcome this year, both Kristen and I voted our asses off for Kris, so I was glad to see it paid off. Whether you like the show or not you have to admit their finales are awesome. I mean Kiss, Queen, Keith Urban, Cyndi Lauper, Santana, Fergie, Black Eyed Peas, and Queen Latifah, oh yeah and Steve Martin! haha. I am sure both young men will be successful, I just liked Kris better. I didn't even know Black Eyed Peas were back together D'oh!

Dancing With the Stars- My reality week went so well that week because Shawn Johnson won, I love her! I think the fact that she kept getting second at the olympics made me think she'd get second here, so glad that tool Gilles didn't win. I can't stand Cheryl Burke someone needs to tell her she's not the star. I will admit both Kristen and I this season got bored very easily with the cast, we usually watched Shawn, and Ty Murray who was freaking hilarious.

Anyone watching that show I'm a celebrity get me out of here? I think someone needs to send them a memo that they have no celebs on there and should change the title. Who knew Sanjaya was such a freak though he downed that intestines milkshake, and then swallowed the tail whole NASTY. I am secretly hoping some wild animal will eat, kill, strangle, whatever speidi.

We watched the sneak peek of Glee on Fox, it looks really good. Loved the version of Don't stop believing at the end that was awesome. I was in show choir, yes I can admit that but it was the cool thing to do at our school, we were never referred to as "gleeks" You all should give it a try this fall when it returns. Also, I don't believe a HS choir would ever be allowed to sing Rehab haha but that was pretty awesome too.

Well, I feel like I wrote a lot, we're currently under a thunderstorm watch, the weather here has been shitty lately. Tornadoes, bad thunderstorms, power keeps flickering, so I am going to wind this down. Not much longer til college football starts!!

Have a great week
Phats

DON'T FORGET MY BIRTHDAY JUNE 5th!!!!