Top 10 reasons we all love Cher

So Cher asked me to do a post entirely about her and I thought about it, and almost decided to do it but then thought better. Why, well she wouldn't do the same for me so why should I for her! haha. Besides we all know the #1 reason would be, ROB! DUH. Sorry Cher I hope you still think my middle finger(among other things) is sexy.

OK before I get started an old HS teacher who Nutz, Wendy, Bekah, and I all had I believe or know at least is in pretty bad shape. He was diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer, and the latest news wasn't good. They are giving him a couple of weeks max, so if you could all just keep he and his family in your thoughts and prayers. I knew his kids alot better then I knew him, and they are good people. Much appreciated

Sorry I have been MIA lately, just been busy with summer winding down and stuff. I got some news today and I am not exactly sure what to do. As most of you know I coach tennis Jr High(fall) and Varsity girls(spring) well today I got a call and they are wanting me to move up and become the boys varsity assistant. Which means giving up the Jr High. I am not really sure what to do to be honest with you. There are a lot of pros and cons for each. Money is a definite pro, i'd get paid more with the boys team, but then a big con is some egos on the boys team are bigger then the school building. I am not sure what I will do I have until Monday to decide wish me luck.

There has been a lot going on since I last blogged. Lets start with the one that makes me most sick, that being Michael Vick. I loved shife's post and what he'd do to him, pork chop thong! that would be great. Those of you who know me know that the one soft spot I have is for dogs, just love em, and this whole situation makes me sick. I know innocent until proven guilty ya ya, to me he's guilty. He is involved, whether it be minor or way involved he's involved and I hope he sinks down the river.

How about that loveable firecrotch Lindsey Lohan, what a damn idiot. You know I am not even sure why this group of young women are famous? Sure Lindsey been in some movies, but most of them are crappy Disney remakes. I am not sure the odds but would love to see her get the full 6 yrs, you know she'd be on the menu for dinner that first night there. I think someone should just lock up Britney, Paris, Nicole, and Lindsey and throw away the key would anyone really miss these women?

OK Big brother for those of you who watch. Evil Dick has become the new Bully of the house and for this I can't stand him. I am ready for him to go hopefully next week. I like Jameka and Eric(america's player) he's really funny cracks me up. I think I am one of the few that likes Jen as well, she is a smart game player, but I can see why people don't like her. I think Mike will be evicted this week, which is a bummer there can't be some twist to evict the HOH. Also Amber and all her tears, she needs to go, and SOON!

I have had some requests lately to post my picture on here, not really sure why. That's uhh not going to happen anytime soon. I like my privacy. Anyway most of you who read this are pretty cool, and if you'd really like to see the ugly mug just send me an email and after you sign the appropriate papers i'll send one your way, I might even autograph it.
phats_blog_email@yahoo.com

I know this blog has been boring lately, but it will start getting lively in 39 days, because that is when the Mighty Boilers take the field for their opener vs the Toledo Rockets at the glass bowl, I freaking can't wait! BOILER UP BABY BOILER UP!

Have a great week everyone
Phats
By the way I added one of those music playlist things that Design Goddess and Duck have, and well mine is better then theirs, but if anyone has any requests hit me up with it.

I am not dead, I am just lazy

Hey everyone
Sorry for the lack of posts. I just haven't had any motivation to blog, or anything to blog about. Any suggestions? I know a couple of you asked about how I did in the mixed doubles tournament that I wrote about. We got third, which we were both happy with considering the limited practice time we had going into it. We lost in the semi's 6-4, 7-5 my partner was broken both times and both games we had game points and she hit the ball when they were going out, I was saying NO NO NO and she was hitting hitting hitting, D'oh! It was a lot of fun, and my foot held up so I was happy. Next up is the Mixed Mutts in 2 weeks can't wait.

It seems like summer is flying by faster and faster the older I get. I have 2 more weeks left of my summer job, teaching tennis in the park. I have pretty good kids, it's divided into 2 sessions and I am getting ready to start the second week of session 2. The first session had a ton of kids that thought it would be fun to pelt each other with the ball that was entertaining. I am ready for it to be over though, it's been so hot I come home sweating buckets. The only good thing about summer coming to an end, Purdue football will be here soon! WOOHOO!!

Another good thing about summer is the reality shows that are on, makes tv better since mostly everything else is in reruns. Yes, I watch too much tv, do I look like I care, and no it doesn't make me stupid or an idiot, I am that without watching TV ;) Anyway, Big Brother just started, this is the one reality show I would go on. Living in a house for 3 months doing nothing but scheming, sign me up. Not to mention tons of hot girls. This year it's all about Danielle! I was pissed that Carol got voted out though because she was cute too. She reminded me of an ex I had in high school. I am also watching So you think you can dance, love it. I have a few favorites, not sure yet who is going to win. Of course the world series of pop culture is back as well, and the defending champs went down the other night in round 1! Crazy. I tried the Paula Abdul show but didn't last long and actually fell asleep while watching it. Anyone seen the X-Effect on MTV? That show is just twisted.

Well, I am off everyone have a great rest of the weekend! I am heading to our local fair tomorrow to get some good eats, ahh Deep Fried Oreos mmmmm, hodson's fudge mmmmm, elephant ears mmmmm, and of course Amish Ice Cream.

Phats
Hey who is going to be my date for the simpsons movie?!