Hello Juanita!!

I have to start out today giving a shout out, a very Happy Belated Birthday to mister HealthyButt himself. Although I have never met you, and you have not a clue who the hell I am I can still say HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!! I hope you found one of your women to make you a cake, and just remember dude Bros, before Ho's *gives you dawgs*

I thought today I would write about my best friend Jenn, AKA Jennybob, Dirty Pop, Crazy8's and many more but those are my favorites. It's kind of an interesting story how Jenn and I met really we were set up on a blind date, but the funny thing is I had met her the summer before and though what a freaking nutball! So, anyway we went on a date and I believe that the both of us knew right after oh about 10 mins that there was no romance, I mean I knew that, but most people fall in love with me after 5 mins so I might have broken her heart who the hell knows haha :) Anyway I still to this day say that was the best blind date ever, because although I didn't find romance I found me a best friend for life! I have told people that she could really be the female version of me, we are both nuts, and aren't really afraid of doing anything embarrassing. We have Fallen on our "belbows" in the kroger's parking lot after watching the singing and dancing veggies, Fallen on our asses at my sister's wedding while swing dancing with everyone circled around us, and I who can forget singing at the top of our lungs to the people next to us at stoplights, I am sure half of Kokomo won't forget. She also introduced me to the two best words in the English vocabulary.
PANTY HOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So this was a shout out to her to thank her for all the laughs and many many more to come, especially on our Six Flags trip, I am so excited!!! Our road trips are world famous, I just hope Colyanix and Autohead are ready for it. Although if Colyanix wears that lace you dressed him in I might not be able to keep my hands off him grrrr baby you know what lace does to me.

hmm, Well, I did crack we are going to dinner Thurs night in Noblesville to celebrate my birthday, I think I did it for the gifts. Tonight is the spring sports banquet, for those of you who don't know I coach girls tennis. It will be nice to see them all again, but the banquet is so boring, especially when one of the coaches really likes to hear himself speak. So that is my plans for this evening, big time eh? This weekend is graduation, so I have tons of open houses to go too, I can't wait for that either, giving out money like I am a slot machine in vegas paying off. Well, that is all I got today, hope you all liked it, I was asked to make it more entertaining.

Hey Nuts when you going to meet mullah?!

lady and gentlemen start your engines........ BLAH

Big day here in the state of Indiana, but I will get to that later, I have got bigger news. Autumn called :) and she wasn't ignoring me or avoiding woohoo! Even better she will be traveling to six flags with us, so it's going to be interesting, this could turn out to be one of the best summer's ever. So, I am pretty jazzed up about that!

Today was the indy 500, and well I am not really a fan whatsoever, but I did want the woman, Danica, to do well. Incase you're interested she got fourth. Here is my take on the big race, it's a reason for thousands upon thousands of hilljacks from all over to get together and stink up our state for a day. I hate the race to be perfectly honest with you, it's all the news stations cover starting May 1st heaven forbid they actually report REAL news! anywho it's over, and will all start again when the real hicks invade in August for Nascar.

It was a pretty eventful day today, my sister and her husband Luke brought the kids over, they have three all 2 and under. We took them to grandma's to jump on the trampoline! Wow, that is crazy you really have to watch 2 yr olds, they were always looking for an opening to fly over the side. Then I played tennis with Nikki, Kacee, and Trent. It was good, and a lot of fun, I love playing tennis! It's my way of relaxing and forgetting all about life and cares and all that shit. I think that's all I got tonight not much to write about really.

Welcome Aboard

Alright I guess it's time I get with the times and start using a blog just like everyone else is doing. I already keep a written journal but why the hell not keep an online one too? Although at times my thoughts might get confused and you might need morse code to dechiper this thing, so stay with me. It's like a week from 28th birthday and to me this thought is a depressing one, I just keep getting older and older if anyone has a recipe to stay the same age forever give me a shout out. My family wants to know what I want to do for my birthday, how quaint right? I said absolutely positively nothing! Although they were being nice I am not sure celebrating is something I really want to do bleh. I will probably crack and we'll all go out to dinner joyous times I tell you!

Fun times are ahead though, my friend Jenn, who I will probably reference a thousand different times for no matter how long I keep this thing, and I are going to Six Flags! Still not sure if it's going to be a trip for 4 or 2, I am hoping Autumn will go, then Jenn will take her friend big dix aka collin. Autumn by the way is someone I have recently come back into contact with, and well I am hoping it's fates way of pushing. Although I am starting to get a little nervous considering she hasn't called me in like 2 weeks, and I feel if I keep calling her I will look like the pathetic dingus I am. Who knows, doesn't love bite?!

Well, I have done nothing but sit on my ass today, and I feel like I should really start doing something but being a bump on a log. This is not the greatest entry ever, but hopefully they will get better.